What is the definition of Insurance On Mobile Home?

"Insurance on a mobile home? Think of it as the cosmic equivalent of putting a blanket around your little abode, but instead of just keeping you warm in the cold, it's there to protect you from all the cosmic entities that might crash down on your cozy abode at any second. It's like saying 'I got a magic shield, but it only works if you're standing on your ass and staring at the ceiling.'"

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And here's an unsettling example sentence: "When the sky starts raining flamingos, the mobile home's insurance policy reads 'Coverage for 'Flamingo-itis', 'Feathered-Foot-Sniffing-Injury', and 'The Cosmic Quack-A-Lot'."